Just in case anyone’s interested in these for their research. Also to KIV in case I find them useful in future.

研究生们总在某个阶段脑筋就会有点不正常。Because all research students are insane at one time or another.
Warwick Plato expert Dr Angie Hobbs has had an idea for a very different sort of election. Dr Hobbs is asking people to nominate one or more philosophers, past or present, for an alternative UK Cabinet. Your proposals could be serious e.g. Hobbes for Home Secretary or more mischievous e.g. Zeno for Minister for Transport. The idea is both to have some fun and to consider whether any philosophers might actually be/have been any good at such jobs.